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	<title>Local Business Marketing Blog &#187; Humour</title>
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		<title>Me and My Cell Phone</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Several men were in a golf club locker room. A mobile phone rings. &#8220;Yes I can talk,&#8221; says the man answering the call, &#8220;You&#8217;re shopping are you? That&#8217;s nice.&#8221; The listening men smile to each other. &#8220;You want to order those new carpets? Okay.. And they&#8217;ll include the curtains for an extra five thousand?.. Sure, [...]]]></description>
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<p>A mobile phone rings.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes I can talk,&#8221; says the man answering the call, &#8220;You&#8217;re shopping are you? That&#8217;s nice.&#8221;</p>
<p>The listening men smile to each other.</p>
<p>&#8220;You want to order those new carpets? Okay.. And they&#8217;ll include the curtains for an extra five thousand?.. Sure, why not?&#8221;</p>
<p>More smiles among the listeners.</p>
<p>&#8220;You want to book that week on Necker Island?.. They&#8217;re holding the price at twenty-two thousand?.. Sounds like a bargain.. You want to stay for two weeks? Well, if that&#8217;s what you want honey, it&#8217;s okay by me.&#8221;</p>
<p>Smiles turn to expressions of mild envy.</p>
<p>&#8220;And you want to give the builder the go-ahead for the new swimming pool? Seventy-five thousand if we say yes today? Sounds fair&#8230; sure, that&#8217;s fine.&#8221;</p>
<p>The listeners exchange glances of amazement.</p>
<p>&#8220;Okay sugar, see you later&#8230; Yes, love you too,&#8221; says the man, ending the call.</p>
<p>He looks at the other men and says, &#8220;Whose phone is this anyhow?..&#8221; </p>
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